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[01 Jun 2009|08:03pm] |
All right you lot listen up. Mother's coming to this one so BEHAVE
| That's all I have to say really, I shan't insult your intelligence by laying out guidelines for how to act around a bloke's mother as that should be obvious, like. |
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| MERTON GRAVES: ~THE ESSENTIAL COLLECTION~ |
[27 May 2009|09:52pm] |
- Born January 8, 1978; 17. The endearingly wide-eyed rookie of the group!
- Former Ravenclaw.
- Cellist. Plays the piano and violin with equal proficiency; the acoustic guitar with less enthusiasm. He finds it quite a dull instrument to play.
- Native of the London suburb of Harlow, part of a sprawling Catholic family. Was the fourth of seven siblings. To this day is skittish of the word "condom."
- Once lied to Sister Mary Lou about eating Goldfish Crackers in first-grade Sunday School. He has never told an outright lie since.*
- Eternal Mama's Boy and insufferable goody-two-shoes. Stodgily opinionated. Prudish. Naive as a duckling but louder than an irate goose. Would never have learned to swim had he not been thrown in and held under. Insecure yet shyly affectionate. Adores puppies, arachnids, and Courtney Love. Does a mean impression and an even meaner tango. No, not the horizontal one.
* This does not include "subjective truths" and "omissions of fact."
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